Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Well it's a Little Late Now...

There's nothing like getting critical information.... after the fact. Here are few examples of times when I've been on the receiving end of ill-timed information/advice.

  1. You’re supposed to poke holes in the potato before you bake it
  2. It’s not a costume party
  3. Mom, I feel like I'm going to throw up
  4. Your microphone is still on (oh man... this is a whole separate blog entry)
  5. You're supposed to grease the pan
  6. You should have hit Forward - not Reply (said one millisecond after sending a less than friendly email - to the person I was being less than friendly about)
  7. May induce hyper-activity in children (I read this 20 minutes after I gave my kids Benadryl in an effort to get them to sleep through a 5 hour plane ride)
  8. I just waxed the floor
  9. There was a cop back there (said to me just after I caught a glimpse of the flashing lights in my rear-view mirror)
  10. That milk is expired (spoken just as I took a big gulp)

Timing really is everything.


World of Wright said...

I can so relate my friend!

Lisa P said...

Can we put in requests? I would LOVE to hear the microphone story! =)