Friday, March 7, 2008

Hi. I'm Heidi and I'm boring.

Many of you have really cool blogs. They're funny. Clever. Pithy. Witty. I go to your blogs with the hope that I will be thoroughly entertained and I am seldom disappointed. And then there's my blog... The authority on Springfield and Snot Spots.
For those of you who know me, you know that I am rarely speachless. So why is it that I can never think of anything to write about? Not a lot goes on in my life... I'm actually really happy about that - but it makes me a less than average blogger.

So what should I write about? Should I write about the mom I yelled at in the parking lot of a Starbucks yesterday morning because she left her newborn baby alone in the car for over 5 minutes? Idiot.

Or should I write about the fact that Lost is the coolest show ever and I'm almost as afraid of Ben as I am of clowns?
Oooh - can you imagine: Ben dressed up as a clown? I think if that happened I'd have to give up watching Lost. No clowns. Clowns are bad. BAD.
Hmmmm..... Who's scarier? Ben or the clown? Dude - it's totally the clown. I have to go now. I have to switch on every light in the entire house because scary clowns like to hide in the dark so they can jump out and kill you. Clowns like the dark. Clowns like it when you go to sleep. Musn't fall asleep. Clowns get you when you sleep. Can't sleep.... Clowns will eat me.


Billy said...

I want to hear about you yelling at the mom in the parking lot. Also your "boring"' graphic looks like NASCAR's logo, which I find not boring.

VikingMom said...

Aha! So this is where the NASCAR is boring statement comes from.'re extremely not boring, far from it. Much unlike NASCAR!

Don said...

That has to be the freakiest clown I've ever seen!

And your blog's never boring!

Kristi said...

Okay...I opened your blog earlier and saw a pic of BEN and since I hadn't watched LOST yet this week, I quickly shut my computer. Curtis and I watched Lost tonight, so I came back to your blog. I thought you were pulling a "Kurt" and spoiling the plot. :o)

Yes, Ben and clowns are scary.

Jon in HB said...

I've been waiting to find out if the nation wide Starbucks shutdown was to get everyone to memorize your photo so they could acknowledge you.

Funny that you put the IT clown up there. They say Stephen King is a huge LOST fan.

Heidi said...

Jon - well, I've been meaning to say something about the Starbucks shutdown. Truth be told, it was about me. I guess some people who are kind of a big deal at Starbucks are also like, serious fans of my blog and they wanted to do right by me. So... There you have it. A fat lot of good it did. The first time I went back into a Starbucks after the mandatory "customer service improvement program" the girl who handed me my coffee set it down on the counter so hard that it spilled all over the lid. It was dripping down the side of the cup and instead of getting me a new lid she just looked at me and said, "Sorry Ma'am (such an idiot), I spilled a little." I looked back and at her and said "glad to see the training was so impactful." Nice.

johnsonandjohnson said...

I second Billy----I would love to hear about the leaving an infant in the car--If I would have been there, I would have backed you up! What a moron!

P.S. Pretty much every time I read your blog, I let out a hearty chuckle---definitely not boring---please keep it updated. I am truly addicted to reading blogs.

Anonymous said...

Boring, according to who? You crack me up, and the great part is that you don't realize how entertaining you are to others. What you perceive as boring is total entertainment to those of us who know and love you. Keep blogging camper, don't let us down!
- Stace