Once went to a marriage seminar with Dr Dobson and Joyce Lansdorf, where she actually filed for divorce when her husband changed the roll, but had it roll from the bottom instead of the top. That was the last straw. I think of that every time I change the roll
For those of you who read this post and think that it's about him - it's not NECESSARILY about him. Imagining him as the chief offender of the empty toilet-paper roll is just one of MANY possible interpretations.
But hey... Who am I to squelch your interpretation of this literary masterpiece?
I have to out myself....I have a problem with my bathroom. The kids/guest bathroom is always taken care of and I am on top of it. But every once in ahwile (ok, all the time) I hate playing with ours...it always gets stuck...I am the culprit. And I second Laurel's pet peve...I can't stand the lid being left up...ick.
If you can answer that question and solve the problem, you my dear, can retire on to beach house with a private chef and personal trainer. But, my guess is, even there, you'll find the same empty roll waiting just for you, only for you, all for you!
Seriously people!!!! Really bad when it comes down to those little scraps or whatever else you can find: can you reach that box of tissues?, might a feminine pad work?, and maybe you don't really want that old t-shirt in the laundry bin anyways? Sometime I feel just a little PWT (poor white trash). I know, TMI. Maybe I should just blog about it. Or wait until one of my friends does. Oh wait, you already did! I'm so relieved, now I can just keep my TMI thoughts to myself!
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Ohhh yes. Biggest pet peeve in the bathroom...closely followed by the bad behavior of leaving the toilet lid up.
Once went to a marriage seminar with Dr Dobson and Joyce Lansdorf, where she actually filed for divorce when her husband changed the roll, but had it roll from the bottom instead of the top. That was the last straw. I think of that every time I change the roll
Kurt has asked me to clarify something.
For those of you who read this post and think that it's about him - it's not NECESSARILY about him. Imagining him as the chief offender of the empty toilet-paper roll is just one of MANY possible interpretations.
But hey... Who am I to squelch your interpretation of this literary masterpiece?
I have to out myself....I have a problem with my bathroom. The kids/guest bathroom is always taken care of and I am on top of it. But every once in ahwile (ok, all the time) I hate playing with ours...it always gets stuck...I am the culprit. And I second Laurel's pet peve...I can't stand the lid being left up...ick.
Stranded....the worst!!!
I have told Jon that doing this to me is very passive aggressive. I hear ya sister!
If you can answer that question and solve the problem, you my dear, can retire on to beach house with a private chef and personal trainer. But, my guess is, even there, you'll find the same empty roll waiting just for you, only for you, all for you!
Seriously people!!!! Really bad when it comes down to those little scraps or whatever else you can find: can you reach that box of tissues?, might a feminine pad work?, and maybe you don't really want that old t-shirt in the laundry bin anyways? Sometime I feel just a little PWT (poor white trash). I know, TMI. Maybe I should just blog about it. Or wait until one of my friends does. Oh wait, you already did! I'm so relieved, now I can just keep my TMI thoughts to myself!
One of my daughters said her husband thought 1 roll lasted 15 years!
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