This one may cost me some of my friends....
I am surrounded by stunning, beautiful, gorgeous, non-fat friends, family and co-workers.
Seriously.
I feel chronically full-fat and unattractive around all these beautiful people.
Obviously the solution is quite simple: diet and exercise.
But, seeing as how I pride myself on my creativity and innovative thinking, I decided to take a new approach at dealing with my feelings regarding my appearance.
Instead of focusing on myself, I've begun focusing on everyone else (after all, it's not good to be so self-absorbed).
So how is focusing on everyone else going to improve my appearance?
It's simple.
Here's the gift I gave all my beautiful, gorgeous non-fat friends and co-workers.
I plan to continue with this type of gift-giving for the next several years.
P.S. If you're a friend of mine and you DIDN'T receive this gift from me, it's not because I think you're full-fat - it's because I ate yours.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Christmas Confession: Part IV
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Your stinking gorgeous, so shut up!
(Please don't tell my kids I used those words or they will tell on me).
LOL... you're hilarious! I should give that same gift to all my skinny friends!
Christmas is the time for giving and YOU my friend are a true giver!
Mind if I steal this idea???
I gave brownies to all our friends too with a little tag that said "Christmas is Jolly
Christmas is sweet
But we're stinkin' busy
So make your own treat!"
Everyone loved it and I LOVE your take on it because it serves 2 purposes!!
P.S. You are not fat. You are gorgeous!!
Merry Christmas!
HAHAHA! HILARIOUS! :) I guess I should say thank you for my brownies. Although, I agree with Sarah in that you are gorgeous...especially in purple tops (wink wink)!
Haha that made me giggle. What a good idea... don't lose weight, just make the people around you fat! Totally trying it next year.
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