Well it's a Little Late Now...

There's nothing like getting critical information.... after the fact. Here are few examples of times when I've been on the receiving end of ill-timed information/advice.

1. You’re supposed to poke holes in the potato before you bake it
2. It’s not a costume party
3. Mom, I feel like I'm going to throw up
   
4. Your microphone is still on (oh man... this is a whole separate blog entry)
   
5. You're supposed to grease the pan
   
6. You should have hit Forward - not Reply (said one millisecond after sending a less than friendly email - to the person I was being less than friendly about)
   
7. May induce hyper-activity in children (I read this 20 minutes after I gave my kids Benadryl in an effort to get them to sleep through a 5 hour plane ride)
   
8. I just waxed the floor
   
9. There was a cop back there (said to me just after I caught a glimpse of the flashing lights in my rear-view mirror)
   
10. That milk is expired (spoken just as I took a big gulp)

Sigh...

Timing really is everything.